Need a 710?

Several days ago Pete was having some work done at his local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’

She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.’ She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked ‘Is there a 710 on this car?’

She pointed and said, ‘Of course, it’s right there.’

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When filling up with petrol

My friend Jill in Belfast passed on this message to me. She says this actually happened a few weeks ago in Northern Ireland. Please pass this along to other women you know.

It was early evening and a young lady stopped to get petrol. She filled her tank and walked into the store to pay for her petrol. The cashier told her ‘Don’t pay for your petrol yet…..walk around the store for a while and act as if you’re picking up some other
things to buy. A man just got into the back of your car. I’ve called the police and they’re on their way’. When the police arrived, they found the man in the back seat of the girl’s car and asked him what he was doing. He replied, he was joining a gang and the initiation to join is to kidnap a woman and bring her back to the gang to be raped by every member of the gang. If the woman was still alive by the time they finished with her then they let her go. According to the police that night, there is a new gang forming here originating from Belfast. The scary part of this is the guy didn’t have a weapon on him. The police could only charge him with trespassing…. He’s back on the street and free to try again.

Please be aware of what’s going on around you and for your family and friends. Ladies, you or one of your family and friends could be the next victim. Please forward this on to everyone you know. Be careful when leaving your vehicle and make sure it is ALWAYS Locked to prevent this from happening to you!