There is a God and his name is Zack

I came down with a rotten cold last week. I’m one of those people who never get sick. I tried all sorts to get rid of it, for I was desperate. First of all, I tried that good old standby, disprin.

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No result. So then I got some Lemsip.

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Did that work? Not a bit of it. By then, I was really feeling quite bad with all the symptoms and lack of sleep, so I resorted to alcohol.

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That numbed reality slightly. But not enough to enable me to get a decent night’s sleep. Then Zack called.

- Try something called Contac. It’s brilliant.
- Rightio, I will, I will.

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That afternoon, I had the pack in my hands and read the instructions. Only take 2 tablets a day? Are you joking? I took one and a couple of hours later, I felt my world slip back into normal. Oh thank you God Zack!

They work! They work! They work!

Now I’ve found the Holy Grail for curing a cold, I thought I’d pass it on to you. Be eternally grateful!

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